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You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad. You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop! Charizards are red, Squirtles are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, a Sentence Without Spaces If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Because I Donut want to spend another day without you.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Do you live in a corn field, cause I'm stalking you.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name? My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes. I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!